My infamous small dog joke…

A lady walked in to a shop carrying a small dog.

“Excuse me, do you have any hair remover?”, she asked.

“Yes madam. This one is very good but do not use any make-up for two days afterwards” replied the shop keeper.

“Oh no”, said the lady,
“It’s not for my face, it’s for my Chihuahua!”

“In that case”, said the shop keeper,
“Don’t ride your bike for a month!”

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